Muncastor’s Select

Products Tagged "Admin"

[ "Why Did I Ever Become a DBa?!" + Sad Snail T-Shirt ]
This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.
[ A DBa Has 3 Duties ... T-Shirt ]
This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".
[ As The DBa I Am More Important Than You! T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"
[ DBA Tells Programmers They're Wrong. T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".
[ Dba: The Programmers Are Wrong T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."
[ Do You Really Want to Anger a DBa As Big As Me? T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the question, "Do you really want to anger a DBA as big as me?". "DBA" stands for "database administrator".
[ Don’T Think of Me As a DBa. Think of Me As a King. T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the smug saying, "Don’t think of me as a DBA. Think of me as a king.", along with a depiction of a royal crown. "DBA" refers to a database administrator.
[ I'm The DBa ... Messes Left by Programmers. T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."
[ I'm The DBa. Try to Stay On My Good Side. Hoodie ]
This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."
[ It Is Obviously Not a Problem With The Database. T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."
[ I’M The DBa ... T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".
[ I’M The DBa. You’Re a Programmer. I’M Right. T-Shirt ]
This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.
[ Let The DBa Write The Database Queries ... T-Shirt ]
This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".
[ Main Skill of a DBa T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".
[ Of Course Your Database Query Doesn’T Work! T-Shirt ]
This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".
[ Talk to The Programmers. It’s Their Fault. T-Shirt ]
This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."
[ That Teeny Tiny Thing There Is Your Database?! T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"
[ Yes, I’M The DBa. T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".
[ “Database Administrator” Or Your Highness T-Shirt ]
This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"