Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly shirt design features the question, "Do you really want to anger a DBA as big as me?". "DBA" stands for "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "Don’t think of me as a DBA. Think of me as a king.", along with a depiction of a royal crown. "DBA" refers to a database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."

This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"