Muncastor’s Select

This silly, smug, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Dear programmers, try to not break the database today!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the fun message, "I back-up the database so that we can fix it after the programmers break it yet again.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly, typographic database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve NEVER SEEN a programmer totally destroy a database like you just did…". It could be a fun gift for a co-worker or friend who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly Christmas-themed wrapping paper design features the Christmas greeting "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" in various colors on a black background, in geeky / nerdy vintage computing style inspired text. Wrapping paper like this might be used when wrapping gifts being given to a computer programmer, a software developer, a database administrator, or somebody else who knows a lot about computers and technology.

This computer programming themed design features the message "PROGRAMMER OF THE YEAR!" in bright green colored text, with a personalized recipient name in yellow colored text, on a black colored background. It could be given to honor the work of an outstanding computer programmer or software developer.

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying, "The programmers have broken the database... Yet again!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, smug, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "What a terrible database query! Did a programmer write it?!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly baby hat says "Quiet, please! I'm thinking about C++", referring to the C++ computer programming language used for creating software. This would be a silly gift for a newborn whose has a parent who is a computer programmer or software developer.

This plain funeral or memorial guest book features the message "We remember a fine computer programmer.", along with a personalized name, and birth/death dates. It could be used to record sympathetic wishes for the relatives and friends of a computer programmer who has recently passed away.

This mournful funeral or memorial guestbook features the message "We remember a fine computer programmer.", along with a customized name, and birth/death dates. It could be used to record fond memories of a computer programmer who has recently passed on.

This silly computer programmer-themed mug design features the message, "I couldn’t possibly write a single line of code until this mug has been filled up with coffee and completely drained, by me, at least twice!"

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly DBA-themed greeting card design features a SQL database query containing the name of the recipient, along with a message like "Merry Christmas!". The inside features a customizable message. It could be a fun card to give to a professional database administrator or developer.

This silly DBA-themed birthday greeting card design features a SQL database query containing the name of the recipient, along with a customizable birthday greeting like "Happy 30th Birthday, Gregoree!". The inside features a customizable message. It could be a fun birthday card to give to a professional database administrator or perhaps a computer programmer or software developer.

This silly computer programmer-themed mug design features the saying, "How am I supposed to get any coding done when I know that this poor coffee is sitting here all lonely and neglected?!"

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying "It’s a DBA’s duty to keep programmers away from the databases!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This geeky, computing themed birthday-themed paper napkin design features a message like "It’s your 35th birthday, ANameHere!", where the name and birthday number can be customized. Personalized paper napkins like these could be used at birthday party.

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.