Muncastor’s Select

This silly database administrator-themed design features the smug saying, "I don’t understand. How can you say that I might be wrong?! I’m the DBA! I'm never wrong!"

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the smug message, "Being the DBA more or less makes me a god."

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This design features fun, nerdy computing-inspired digits from zero to nine. This might be a fun gift for somebody who likes to use computers or who likes doing computer programming.

This silly shirt design features the message, "How DARE you question me! I am the DBA! I could not possibly be wrong!"

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA and the database is my realm.", along with a depiction of a royal crown.

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. My database is much bigger than you could ever imagine."

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. You will bow down before me and the database." "DBA" is a common way of referring to somebody who works as a computer database administrator.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."

This design features fun, geeky computing-inspired digits from zero to nine.

This design features 10 universally unique identifiers (UUIDs). They don't have any particular meaning, but those working with computer software may find such a design amusing.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"