Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the smug saying, "Don’t think of me as a DBA. Think of me as a king.", along with a depiction of a royal crown. "DBA" refers to a database administrator.

This gold foil card design features the message "We are pleased to announce ... THE BIRTH OF A PRINCE!" and a representation of a royal crown on the front. The inside contains a customizable photo of the baby, along with customizable birth announcement information. It could be used to announce the birth of a child to family and friends.

This gold foil card design features the message "We are pleased to announce ... THE BIRTH OF A QUEEN!" and a representation of a royal crown on the front. The inside contains a customizable photo of the baby, along with customizable birth announcement information. It could be used to announce the birth of a child to family and friends.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.