Muncastor’s Select

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "How DARE you question me! I am the DBA! I could not possibly be wrong!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."

A witty shirt for somebody named Amanda who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Chris who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Jen who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Jess who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Matt who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Mel who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Mike who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Steph who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Steve who is a database and SQL expert.

A perfect shirt for a database administrator or developer who is an expert at using SQL.

This design features 10 universally unique identifiers (UUIDs). They don't have any particular meaning, but those working with computer software may find such a design amusing.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"