Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA and the database is my realm.", along with a depiction of a royal crown.

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. My database is much bigger than you could ever imagine."

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. You will bow down before me and the database." "DBA" is a common way of referring to somebody who works as a computer database administrator.