Muncastor’s Select

This silly database administrator (DBA) shirt design features the silly message, "If I’m lucky today, maybe the programmers won’t break the database too badly!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly database administrator-themed design features the smug saying, "I don’t understand. How can you say that I might be wrong?! I’m the DBA! I'm never wrong!"

This silly, typographic database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve NEVER SEEN a programmer totally destroy a database like you just did…". It could be a fun gift for a co-worker or friend who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly stuffed animal design features the message "We didn’t mean to DESTROY THE DATABASE! We are so sorry! ~ The Programmers". It could be a funny joke gift given by a team of computer programmers to a professional database admin (DBA).

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the smug message, "Being the DBA more or less makes me a god."

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly shirt design features the question, "Do you really want to anger a DBA as big as me?". "DBA" stands for "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "Don’t think of me as a DBA. Think of me as a king.", along with a depiction of a royal crown. "DBA" refers to a database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "How DARE you question me! I am the DBA! I could not possibly be wrong!"

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA and the database is my realm.", along with a depiction of a royal crown.

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. My database is much bigger than you could ever imagine."

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. You will bow down before me and the database." "DBA" is a common way of referring to somebody who works as a computer database administrator.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. I'm only happy when the database is happy."

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."

This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

A witty shirt for somebody named Amanda who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Chris who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Jen who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Jess who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named John who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Matt who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Mel who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Mike who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Steph who is a database and SQL expert.

A witty shirt for somebody named Steve who is a database and SQL expert.

A perfect shirt for a database administrator or developer who is an expert at using SQL.

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"