Muncastor’s Select

This fun, silly shirt design features the question, "Daddy, why did you ever become a DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR?!". It might be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator and who has a new baby.

This silly, fun, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the smug message, "At least 75% of my work day is spent fixing stuff that the programmers broke!". It could make a silly gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly database admin themed design features the message "Of course I regret becoming a database administrator!". It might make a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This fun, silly, joking, DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today was a great day! The programmers destroyed only twelve databases!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator.

This silly, fun, joking DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today I only slightly regret becoming a database admin.". It might make for a silly gift for a database administrator co-worker.

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "That is THE WORST database query that I have ever seen!". This could make a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message "Becoming a DBA was a total mistake.". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This database administrator themed design features the message "DBA OF THE YEAR!" in bright green text, with a customizable recipient name in yellow text, on a black background. It could be given to honor the work of an outstanding database admin.

This silly, smug, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Dear programmers, try to not break the database today!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "Please, whatever you do, don’t make the same mistake that I made! Don’t become a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the fun message, "I back-up the database so that we can fix it after the programmers break it yet again.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I didn’t hate databases until I became a database administrator!". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I now associate databases with severe pain." in green, digital computing inspired text. A shirt like this might be a funny novelty gift for a co-worker who works as a database administrator, or who otherwise deals with computer databases.

This silly, smug database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "I spend most of my days fixing programmers’ mistakes. I’m a DBA.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly database administrator (DBA) shirt design features the silly message, "If I’m lucky today, maybe the programmers won’t break the database too badly!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly database administrator-themed design features the smug saying, "I don’t understand. How can you say that I might be wrong?! I’m the DBA! I'm never wrong!"

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Hello! I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer every single day!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly, typographic database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve NEVER SEEN a programmer totally destroy a database like you just did…". It could be a fun gift for a co-worker or friend who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve never seen programmers destroy a database like this one has been destroyed!". It could perhaps be given as a fun, joking gift to a database administrator from a team of computer programmers.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "My only regret in life is having become a database admin...". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Of course I regret becoming a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "Of course I’m important! I’m the DBA!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This fun, silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Oh my gosh... How did you ever manage to write such an awful database query?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "The worst decision that I’ve ever made? Becoming a database admin.". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the saying, "This disaster would not have happened if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly stuffed animal design features the message "We didn’t mean to DESTROY THE DATABASE! We are so sorry! ~ The Programmers". It could be a funny joke gift given by a team of computer programmers to a professional database admin (DBA).

This silly, smug, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "What a terrible database query! Did a programmer write it?!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly shirt design features the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". It could be a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the smug message, "Being the DBA more or less makes me a god."

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This notepad design features a personalized name and a job title, like "DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR", in a geeky vintage computing green colored font, on a black background. There is also a form with checkboxes and lines where tasks could be written and marked as complete. A notepad like this might be a fun gift to give to a professional database admin (DBA).

This notepad design features a customizable name and a job title, like "DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR", in a nerdy vintage computing style text colored green, on a black background. There is also a form with checkboxes and lines where tasks could be written and marked as complete. A notepad like this might be a fun gift to give to a professional database admin (DBA).

This fun DBA themed planner features the message "ALL OF THE IMPORTANT TASKS THAT THE DBA MUST GET DONE!" on the front in a bright green color digital-inspired font. It could be a fun gift for a busy professional database administrator who has lots of tasks to deal with.

This simple birthday card design features a black background and green text with the message "HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our beloved DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR". It could be given to a co-worker who works as a DBA.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "You programmers managed to destroy the entire database! There’s nothing I can do to fix it!". It could perhaps be worn by a database administrator (DBA).

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly shirt design features the question, "Do you really want to anger a DBA as big as me?". "DBA" stands for "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "Don’t think of me as a DBA. Think of me as a king.", along with a depiction of a royal crown. "DBA" refers to a database administrator.

This silly DBA-themed greeting card design features a SQL database query containing the name of the recipient, along with a message like "Merry Christmas!". The inside features a customizable message. It could be a fun card to give to a professional database administrator or developer.

This silly DBA-themed birthday greeting card design features a SQL database query containing the name of the recipient, along with a customizable birthday greeting like "Happy 30th Birthday, Gregoree!". The inside features a customizable message. It could be a fun birthday card to give to a professional database administrator or perhaps a computer programmer or software developer.

This silly shirt design features the message, "How DARE you question me! I am the DBA! I could not possibly be wrong!"

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA and the database is my realm.", along with a depiction of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. I'm only happy when the database is happy."

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."

This silly shirt design features the message, "It is obviously not a problem with the database. I know this because I am the DBA, and I am never wrong."

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying "It’s a DBA’s duty to keep programmers away from the databases!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, joking DBA themed shirt design features the message, "What was my biggest mistake in life? Becoming a DBA." It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug design features the message, "Why would you ever question a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).