Muncastor’s Select

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".