Muncastor’s Select

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I now associate databases with severe pain." in green, digital computing inspired text. A shirt like this might be a funny novelty gift for a co-worker who works as a database administrator, or who otherwise deals with computer databases.

This silly red, yellow and white license plate frame design features the messages "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!" and "I AM A DATABASE ADMIN!", referring to the profession of computer database administration.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "My only regret in life is having become a database admin...". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "Of course I’m important! I’m the DBA!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug design features the message, "Why would you ever question a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.