Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features the question, "Can you break the code?", above a set of numbers. There is no intended meaning to the numbers; they were originally selected randomly.

This mug design features the saying "I DON’T TOUCH YOUR MUG, SO DON’T YOU TOUCH MINE!", along with yellow and black stripes.

This silly cycling-themed birthday card features the message "SO, YOU KNOW THAT NEW BICYCLE YOU WANTED..." on the front, along with a red silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features the joking message, "I really hope that someone else bought it for you. Happy Birthday!" This might be a fun birthday card to use when celebrating a cyclist's birthday.

This silly stuffed animal design features the message "We didn’t mean to DESTROY THE DATABASE! We are so sorry! ~ The Programmers". It could be a funny joke gift given by a team of computer programmers to a professional database admin (DBA).

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly design features the instruction, "Don't Touch My Mug!"

This silly shirt design features the message "GUACAMOLE brings me immense pleasure!".

This silly mug features the saying, "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY CLEAN MUG!"

This silly shirt design features the fun message, "Just because I like to eat GUACAMOLE it doesn’t mean that I’m a HIPSTER!".

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA and the database is my realm.", along with a depiction of a royal crown.

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. My database is much bigger than you could ever imagine."

This silly design features the message, "I am the DBA. You will bow down before me and the database." "DBA" is a common way of referring to somebody who works as a computer database administrator.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly/joking table tennis paddle design features the saying "I don’t like table tennis but I play it anyway because I don’t want to be seen as the office outcast!", under a half-frowning face representation.

This silly party hat design features the saying, "Look at our fantastic dunce caps!".

This silly party hat design features the saying in "Obnoxious Dunce Cap Party!".

This silly joke party hat design features the question, "Why are you making us wear these obnoxious dunce caps?!"

This silly party hat features a rather obnoxious color scheme.

The front of this silly RSVP card contains a possible English-like pronunciation of the French phrase "Répondez s'il vous plaît". The back contains a customizable RSVP form.

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "A brand new bike is in your future ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "... if you go to the bike store and buy a new one for yourself! Happy Birthday, Katerina!".

This fun, silly design features the message "I can’t wait to eat some GUACAMOLE!".

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "So I heard you wanted a new bike ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday, Carl!".

This silly shirt design features the message "If I had to choose between a man and guacamole, I would choose ... GUACAMOLE!".

The front of this silly RSVP card contains a silly possible English-like pronunciation of the French phrase "Répondez s'il vous plaît". The back contains a customizable RSVP form and RSVP return address.

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.