Muncastor’s Select

This silly investing themed shirt design features the message, "I like some excitement in my life, but all of this stock market volatility is just too much for me!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting stock market volatility.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly design features a simple outline/representation of a table tennis paddle, along with the saying "OUR STARTUP WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF WE HAD DONE SOME REAL WORK INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING TABLE TENNIS ALL DAY!".

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).