Muncastor’s Select

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN VICTORIA?!". It refers to Victoria, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WATERLOO?!". It refers to Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WHITBY?!". It refers to Whitby, Ontario, Canada.

This silly shirt design features the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". It could be a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly joking bumper sticker design features the saying "WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO VANCOUVER?!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW GARLIC!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW ONIONS!".

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly, fun and colorful birthday card features a representation of a bicycle silhouette and the message "SO YOU WANT A NEW BIKE ..." on the front. The inside features the message "I really hope that somebody else buys you a nice one! Happy Birthday!".

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "You programmers managed to destroy the entire database! There’s nothing I can do to fix it!". It could perhaps be worn by a database administrator (DBA).

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This elegant golf towel design features the silly message, "I thoroughly despise golf!" on a black background. It could be a fun gift for somebody who really does not like to play golf.

This silly shirt design features the message "GUACAMOLE brings me immense pleasure!".

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN CALGARY?!". It refers to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN EDMONTON?!". It refers to the city of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN OTTAWA?!". It refers to the city of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WINNIPEG?!". It refers to the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

This silly mug design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WINNIPEG?!". It is referring to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

This silly shirt design features the fun message, "Just because I like to eat GUACAMOLE it doesn’t mean that I’m a HIPSTER!".

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly stamp design features the saying, "I CONFIRM THIS TO BE TOTAL COCKAMAMIE".

This fun, joking, typographic shirt design features the silly message, "I SMELL LIKE RAW GARLIC BECAUSE I EAT RAW GARLIC!".

This fun, joking, typographic shirt design features the silly message, "I SMELL LIKE RAW ONIONS BECAUSE I EAT RAW ONIONS!".

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly party hat design features the saying, "Look at our fantastic dunce caps!".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly finance-themed design features the saying, "All of this market volatility destroyed my trading strategy!", along with an erratic graph.

This silly Christmas card features a simple, artistic Christmas tree on the front, along with the message, "Wishing you a Merry Christmas ...". On the inside the message continues, "... so that you don’t think that I’m some kind of an anti-social monster."

This silly party hat design features the saying in "Obnoxious Dunce Cap Party!".

This silly party hat features a rather obnoxious color scheme.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly design features the saying, "Please show me compassion; I have injured my groin!".

This elegant golf towel design features the silly, joking message of "Golf is an exceedingly frustrating game!" on a black background. It could be a fun gift for somebody who likes to play golf, but who finds it very hard to play well.

This fun, joking, silly bicycle themed birthday card features the message "A brand new bike ... ... for your birthday!" and a white bicycle shaped silhouette on the front, and the message "I really hope that somebody else buys a nice one for you! Happy Birthday!" on the inside.

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "A brand new bike is in your future ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "... if you go to the bike store and buy a new one for yourself! Happy Birthday, Katerina!".

This silly birthday card design features a message like "A NEW BIKE for NAME’S BIRTHDAY!", where the recipient’s name can be personalized. The inside features a message like "That’s what you’ll be getting if somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!".

This fun, silly design features the message "I can’t wait to eat some GUACAMOLE!".

This silly shirt design features the message, "I’m getting that urge for guacamole!". It refers to guacamole, a dip/spread made from avocados.

This silly shirt design features the message "Please feed me guacamole!".

This silly gold foil birthday greeting card design features the message "So I heard you want a new bike ..." on the front, along with a silhouette of a bicycle. The inside features the message "Well, I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!".

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "So I heard you wanted a new bike ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday, Carl!".

This silly and critical rubber stamp design features the saying "THIS IS NONSENSE!", within a rectangle outline with rounded corners.

This silly rubber stamp design features the saying "THIS IS TOTAL GARBAGE" within a rectangle with rounded corners.

This silly and critical rubber stamp design features the saying "THIS IS UTTER QUACKERY!", within a rectangle outline with rounded corners.

This silly shirt design features the message "If I had to choose between a man and guacamole, I would choose ... GUACAMOLE!".

This silly, joking DBA themed shirt design features the message, "What was my biggest mistake in life? Becoming a DBA." It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly bike themed birthday card features the message "You know that NEW BIKE that you want?" and a red silhouette representation of a bicycle on the front. The inside features the joking message "I really hope that else buys it for you! Happy Birthday!".

The front of this silly RSVP card contains a silly possible English-like pronunciation of the French phrase "Répondez s'il vous plaît". The back contains a customizable RSVP form and RSVP return address.

This silly investing themed shirt design features the message, "I like some excitement in my life, but all of this stock market volatility is just too much for me!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting stock market volatility.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly design features a simple outline/representation of a table tennis paddle, along with the saying "OUR STARTUP WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF WE HAD DONE SOME REAL WORK INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING TABLE TENNIS ALL DAY!".

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).