Muncastor’s Select

This shirt design features the message, "PLEASE PARDON MY SLOW MOVEMENT! I HAVE SEVERELY INJURED MY GROIN!" on the front and the back.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I now associate databases with severe pain." in green, digital computing inspired text. A shirt like this might be a funny novelty gift for a co-worker who works as a database administrator, or who otherwise deals with computer databases.

This shirt design features the message "IT WAS A PAINFUL DAY!", along with a graph depicting a sharp decline in a value, such as a drop in the prices of a financial market.

This shirt design features the message "MY PORTFOLIO IS HURTING BAD!" in red text, along with a graph depicting a sharp decline in a value, such as a drop in the prices of a financial market.

This shirt features the message, "I am in SEVERE PAIN! I have INJURED MY GROIN!".

This silly shirt should appeal to those who study philosophy or theology, and are familiar with the challenging works of the famous German philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This silly get-well card design features an image of a broken bone, along with the painful message "So I heard you broke your groin!"