Muncastor’s Select

This fun, silly shirt design features the question, "Daddy, why did you ever become a DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR?!". It might be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator and who has a new baby.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the fun message, "I back-up the database so that we can fix it after the programmers break it yet again.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly, smug database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "I spend most of my days fixing programmers’ mistakes. I’m a DBA.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly database administrator-themed design features the smug saying, "I don’t understand. How can you say that I might be wrong?! I’m the DBA! I'm never wrong!"

This silly, smug shirt design features the saying, "This disaster would not have happened if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This simple birthday card design features a black background and green text with the message "HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our beloved DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR". It could be given to a co-worker who works as a DBA.

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly shirt design features the question, "Do you really want to anger a DBA as big as me?". "DBA" stands for "database administrator".

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. I'm only happy when the database is happy."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly, smug design features the message, "Why would you ever question a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This plain, simple, and minimalist business card design features an initial letter, name, profession and contact info that can be customized. It could be used by a professional such as an executive, manager, or director.

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.