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This silly, fun, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the smug message, "At least 75% of my work day is spent fixing stuff that the programmers broke!". It could make a silly gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly database administrator (DBA) shirt design features the silly message, "If I’m lucky today, maybe the programmers won’t break the database too badly!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly stuffed animal design features the message "We didn’t mean to DESTROY THE DATABASE! We are so sorry! ~ The Programmers". It could be a funny joke gift given by a team of computer programmers to a professional database admin (DBA).

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly baby hat says "Quiet, please! I'm thinking about C++", referring to the C++ computer programming language used for creating software. This would be a silly gift for a newborn whose has a parent who is a computer programmer or software developer.

This silly computer programmer-themed mug design features the message, "I couldn’t possibly write a single line of code until this mug has been filled up with coffee and completely drained, by me, at least twice!"

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "You programmers managed to destroy the entire database! There’s nothing I can do to fix it!". It could perhaps be worn by a database administrator (DBA).

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This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

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A perfect shirt for a database administrator or developer who is an expert at using SQL.

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).