Muncastor’s Select

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly baby hat says "Quiet, please! I'm thinking about C++", referring to the C++ computer programming language used for creating software. This would be a silly gift for a newborn whose has a parent who is a computer programmer or software developer.

This silly computer programmer-themed mug design features the message, "I couldn’t possibly write a single line of code until this mug has been filled up with coffee and completely drained, by me, at least twice!"

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly computer programmer-themed mug design features the saying, "How am I supposed to get any coding done when I know that this poor coffee is sitting here all lonely and neglected?!"

This silly design features a rugged lambda character (λ), the name "LAMBDA CALCULUS", and the message "It's not for the weak".

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.