Muncastor’s Select

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This design features a variety of silly flamingo silhouettes featuring unreasonably long legs.

This design features a silly smiling face representation.

This humorous baby bib features the silly name "Sir Drools-a-lot".

This silly get-well card design features an image of a broken bone, along with the painful message "So I heard you broke your groin!"

This silly design features a simple outline/representation of a table tennis paddle, along with the saying "OUR STARTUP WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF WE HAD DONE SOME REAL WORK INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING TABLE TENNIS ALL DAY!".

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."

This silly design features a tall flamingo with very long legs asking if anyone wants to play some basketball with it. Are you up for the challenge?

This silly design features a very tall flamingo with long legs holding a table tennis racket, saying "They say my reach is pretty good."

This silly design features a very tall flamingo with long legs holding a table tennis racket, saying "They say my reach is pretty good."

This silly design features a flamingo with very long legs asking, "Wanna go for a run?"

This silly design features a flamingo with very long legs asking, "Wanna go for a run?"

This silly Christmas greeting card design features the message "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" having letters with a rainbow spectrum gradient pattern. The front also features a depiction of a very tall snowman. The back features a customizable message.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

These Halloween stickers feature various sizes of jack-o'-lantern depictions with silly, funny face carvings. Stickers like these might be fun to use or give as gifts at a Halloween party.

This silly birthday card design features a representation of an old, vintage bicycle, along with the message, "So I heard that you want a new bike...". The inside features the disappointing message, "I hope that somebody else gets you one for your birthday!"

This silly shirt design features the wording, "Wait a minute... This isn't the demolition derby! What am I doing here?!"

This silly design features the saying "What a volatile week!", along with graphs showing volatile market activity.

This whimsical new-home postcard design features the message "We’re on the move!" on the front, and a customizable message on the back. Postcards like this might be used to share the sender’s new address with friends and family.

This silly, snide Christmas card asks "Why?" on the front, above a simple, artistic Christmas tree. On the inside it further asks, "Why does it have to be Christmas, yet again?"

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly chess-themed design features the message, "Your behavior displeases my ROOK", along with a representation of a rook chess piece.

This silly design features the message “CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS”, along with a pattern of black and yellow caution stripes.

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).