Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features the saying "It was a calm week except for the extreme volatility", along with a depiction of a graph showing volatile activity.

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly party hat design features the saying, "Look at our fantastic dunce caps!".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly finance-themed design features the saying, "All of this market volatility destroyed my trading strategy!", along with an erratic graph.

This silly finance-inspired shirt design features the saying, "Market volatility makes me the BIG PROFITS!", along with a depiction of a graph showing volatile market activity.

This silly finance-inspired shirt design features the saying, "Market volatility? Yes, please!", along with a depiction of a graph showing volatile market activity.

This silly Christmas card wishes "Merry Christmas!" to the recipient, and features the pink silhouette of a flamingo with very long legs and a red Santa hat hanging up a very long red Christmas stocking.

This silly Christmas card wishes "Merry Christmas!" to the recipient, and features the pink silhouette of a flamingo with long legs and a red Santa hat putting the star on a decorated Christmas tree.

This silly Christmas card wishes "Merry Christmas!" to the recipient, and features the pink silhouette of a flamingo with long legs and a red Santa hat hanging up very big red Christmas stocking.

This silly Christmas card wishes "Merry Christmas!" to the recipient, and features the pink silhouette of a flamingo with long legs and a red Santa hat hanging up red, green and blue Christmas stockings above a decorated Christmas tree.

This silly finance-inspired shirt design features the saying, "My biggest profits come from a volatile market", along with a depiction of a graph showing volatile market activity.

This silly design features the saying, "My BISHOP will put you in check!", along with a representation of a bishop chess piece.

This silly shirt design features the saying, "My ROOK is not impressed!", along with a representation of a rook chess piece.

This silly Christmas card features a simple, artistic Christmas tree on the front, along with the message, "Wishing you a Merry Christmas ...". On the inside the message continues, "... so that you don’t think that I’m some kind of an anti-social monster."

This silly party hat design features the saying in "Obnoxious Dunce Cap Party!".

This silly joke party hat design features the question, "Why are you making us wear these obnoxious dunce caps?!"

This silly party hat features a rather obnoxious color scheme.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This playful Christmas themed return address label design features the message "Merry Christmas!". Labels like this might be used when mailing Christmas greeting cards or packages to family and friends.

This whimsical, fun change-of-address postcard design features the message "I’VE GOT A NEW ADDRESS!" on the front, and a customizable message on the back. Postcards like this could be used to inform friends and relatives that the sender has moved to a new house or apartment.

This silly design features the saying, "Please show me compassion; I have injured my groin!".

This silly design features a pretentious flamingo pretentiously claiming that everybody else is just inferior.

This tie features flamingo heads. The flamingos are slightly pretentious, because they know that they're superior.

This tie features the head of a flamingo that's somewhat pretentious, and very sure of itself.

This silly shirt should appeal to those who study philosophy or theology, and are familiar with the challenging works of the famous German philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This temporary tattoo design features a variety of red, green or blue bold characters that could be used to perhaps spell out names or words.

The front of this silly RSVP card contains a possible English-like pronunciation of the French phrase "Répondez s'il vous plaît". The back contains a customizable RSVP form.

This elegant golf towel design features the silly, joking message of "Golf is an exceedingly frustrating game!" on a black background. It could be a fun gift for somebody who likes to play golf, but who finds it very hard to play well.

This silly design features a Halloween Jack-o'Lantern pumpkin depiction with a sideways face, along with the "Happy Halloween!" There is a customizable message on the inside.

This fun, joking, silly bicycle themed birthday card features the message "A brand new bike ... ... for your birthday!" and a white bicycle shaped silhouette on the front, and the message "I really hope that somebody else buys a nice one for you! Happy Birthday!" on the inside.

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "A brand new bike is in your future ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "... if you go to the bike store and buy a new one for yourself! Happy Birthday, Katerina!".

This silly birthday card design features a message like "A NEW BIKE for NAME’S BIRTHDAY!", where the recipient’s name can be personalized. The inside features a message like "That’s what you’ll be getting if somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!".

This silly file folder set design features the message "CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS!". It also features eye-catching yellow, orange and red colored stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION". It also features yellow and black colored caution stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "DO NOT OPEN". It also features black and yellow colored caution stripes.

This silly design features the message "DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING ON THIS DESK!", along with black and yellow warning/caution stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "DO NOT TOUCH THIS FOLDER". It also features yellow and black colored warning stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "DO NOT VIEW THE CONTENTS OF THIS FOLDER". It also features wavy yellow and black colored warning stripes.

This fun, silly design features the message "I can’t wait to eat some GUACAMOLE!".

This silly shirt design features the message, "I’m getting that urge for guacamole!". It refers to guacamole, a dip/spread made from avocados.

This silly shirt design features the message "Please feed me guacamole!".

This silly file folder set design features the message "PRIVATE INFORMATION". It also features eye-catching red, orange and yellow colored stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "SECRET DOCUMENTS!". The background features yellow and black colored warning stripes.

This silly file folder set design features the message "SECRET DOCUMENTS!". The background features eye-catching red, orange and yellow colored stripes.

This silly gold foil birthday greeting card design features the message "So I heard you want a new bike ..." on the front, along with a silhouette of a bicycle. The inside features the message "Well, I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!".

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "So I heard you wanted a new bike ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday, Carl!".

This silly rubber stamp design features the saying "THIS IS TOTAL GARBAGE" within a rectangle with rounded corners.

This whimsy birthday themed wrapping paper design features a message like "Have a great 60th birthday, CustomName!", where the name and birthday number can be personalized. Wrapping paper like this might be used when wrapping gifts being given to celebrate somebody’s birthday.

This silly design features the silhouette of a bicycle with an unreasonably high seat and unreasonably high handlebars.

This silly design features the silhouette of a bicycle with an unreasonably high seat and unreasonably high handlebars.

This silly shirt design features the message "If I had to choose between a man and guacamole, I would choose ... GUACAMOLE!".

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying "It’s a DBA’s duty to keep programmers away from the databases!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, joking DBA themed shirt design features the message, "What was my biggest mistake in life? Becoming a DBA." It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly puzzle design features a Halloween Jack-o'-Lantern pumpkin depiction with a flamingo shape carving.

This silly greeting card design features a Halloween Jack-o'Lantern pumpkin depiction with a flamingo shape carving, along with the "Happy Halloween!" There is a customizable message on the inside.

This silly sticker design features musical notes within yellow traffic sign inspired shapes. This might be a fun gift for a musician or singer or somebody who loves music.

This silly bike themed birthday card features the message "You know that NEW BIKE that you want?" and a red silhouette representation of a bicycle on the front. The inside features the joking message "I really hope that else buys it for you! Happy Birthday!".

The front of this silly RSVP card contains a silly possible English-like pronunciation of the French phrase "Répondez s'il vous plaît". The back contains a customizable RSVP form and RSVP return address.

This silly investing themed shirt design features the message, "I like some excitement in my life, but all of this stock market volatility is just too much for me!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting stock market volatility.

This silly design features a very tall flamingo with long legs holding a table tennis paddle, asking "Wanna play some table tennis?"

This silly Christmas-themed beach towel design features an unreasonably tall snowman!

This silly lunch box design features the bold message "DO NOT TOUCH MY LUNCH", along with black and yellow warning stripes.

This design features a silly, cute smiling face representation.

This design features a silly, happy smiling face representation.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug design features the message, "Why would you ever question a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This design features a variety of silly flamingo silhouettes featuring unreasonably long legs.

This design features a silly smiling face representation.

This humorous baby bib features the silly name "Sir Drools-a-lot".

This silly get-well card design features an image of a broken bone, along with the painful message "So I heard you broke your groin!"

This silly design features a simple outline/representation of a table tennis paddle, along with the saying "OUR STARTUP WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF WE HAD DONE SOME REAL WORK INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING TABLE TENNIS ALL DAY!".

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."

This silly design features a tall flamingo with very long legs asking if anyone wants to play some basketball with it. Are you up for the challenge?

This silly design features a very tall flamingo with long legs holding a table tennis racket, saying "They say my reach is pretty good."

This silly design features a very tall flamingo with long legs holding a table tennis racket, saying "They say my reach is pretty good."

This silly design features a flamingo with very long legs asking, "Wanna go for a run?"

This silly design features a flamingo with very long legs asking, "Wanna go for a run?"

This silly Christmas greeting card design features the message "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" having letters with a rainbow spectrum gradient pattern. The front also features a depiction of a very tall snowman. The back features a customizable message.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

These Halloween stickers feature various sizes of jack-o'-lantern depictions with silly, funny face carvings. Stickers like these might be fun to use or give as gifts at a Halloween party.

This silly birthday card design features a representation of an old, vintage bicycle, along with the message, "So I heard that you want a new bike...". The inside features the disappointing message, "I hope that somebody else gets you one for your birthday!"

This silly shirt design features the wording, "Wait a minute... This isn't the demolition derby! What am I doing here?!"

This silly design features the saying "What a volatile week!", along with graphs showing volatile market activity.

This whimsical new-home postcard design features the message "We’re on the move!" on the front, and a customizable message on the back. Postcards like this might be used to share the sender’s new address with friends and family.

This silly, snide Christmas card asks "Why?" on the front, above a simple, artistic Christmas tree. On the inside it further asks, "Why does it have to be Christmas, yet again?"

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "Yes, I’m the DBA. And, yes, I’ll fix all of your mistakes, too.".

This silly chess-themed design features the message, "Your behavior displeases my ROOK", along with a representation of a rook chess piece.

This silly design features the message “CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS”, along with a pattern of black and yellow caution stripes.

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).