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This silly, fun, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the smug message, "At least 75% of my work day is spent fixing stuff that the programmers broke!". It could make a silly gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "That is THE WORST database query that I have ever seen!". This could make a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "I spend most of my days fixing programmers’ mistakes. I’m a DBA.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly design features the saying, "I’m so rich I shower in money", along with a depiction of a shower head emitting dollar signs.

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Hello! I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer every single day!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "Of course I’m important! I’m the DBA!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying, "The programmers have broken the database... Yet again!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, smug shirt design features the saying, "This disaster would not have happened if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "What a terrible database query! Did a programmer write it?!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the smug message, "Being the DBA more or less makes me a god."

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This silly and smug design features the message, "I DON’T HAVE A BIG EGO. I’M JUST BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE".

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly design features a pretentious flamingo pretentiously claiming that everybody else is just inferior.

This tie features flamingo heads. The flamingos are slightly pretentious, because they know that they're superior.

This silly design features the head and neck of a pretentious flamingo that thinks it's better than everyone else!

This silly design features the head and neck of a pretentious flamingo that thinks it's better than everyone else!

This kitchen towel design features a sassy message like "This is Michelle’s kitchen and don’t you EVER FORGET THAT!" where the name "Michelle" can be customized.

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying "It’s a DBA’s duty to keep programmers away from the databases!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, fun, smug, typographic, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "LOL! You thought that you could write a database query?! But you’re just a programmer!". It could make a fun gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug design features the message, "Why would you ever question a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "When I tell you that you’re wrong, it’s because you are! You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly, smug design features the message, "The DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If something is broken, then go talk to the programmers. It’s probably their fault."

This silly shirt design features the message, "Wait, are you telling me that that teeny tiny thing there is your database?!"

This silly and smug design features the saying: "As a professional DBA, I have 3 duties: 1) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 2) Telling programmers that they are wrong. 3) Telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, smug design features the message, "Here are some words of wisdom from a DBA: A DBA is never wrong!". "DBA" refers to the profession of computer database administrator.

This silly shirt design features the message, "My official job title is “Database Administrator” but you can just call me YOUR HIGHNESS"

This silly, fun, database administrator themed shirt design features the smug message, "It’s a well-established fact that programmers cannot write good database queries!". It could be a silly gift for a professional database admin (DBA).