Muncastor’s Select

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly design features the message, "Yes, I’m afraid it’s true! As the DBA I am more important than you!"

This silly design features the smug message, "Being the DBA more or less makes me a god."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. I'm only happy when the database is happy."

This silly design features the saying, "I'm the DBA. Try to stay on my good side."

This silly design features the smug message, "I’m the DBA. If you treat me like a god then we’ll get along just fine!".

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the message, "Wait, wait, wait! I need to confirm this: Are you seriously suggesting that the DBA might be ... WRONG?!". "DBA" refers to the job of database administrator.