Muncastor’s Select

This fun, silly shirt design features the question, "Daddy, why did you ever become a DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR?!". It might be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator and who has a new baby.

This silly, fun, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the smug message, "At least 75% of my work day is spent fixing stuff that the programmers broke!". It could make a silly gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly database admin themed design features the message "Of course I regret becoming a database administrator!". It might make a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly finance themed shirt design features the message, "All of this recent market volatility destroyed my portfolio!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting stock market volatility.

This fun, silly, joking, DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today was a great day! The programmers destroyed only twelve databases!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator.

This silly, fun, typographic shirt design features the message, "Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten all of that RAW ONION!".

This silly, fun, joking DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today I only slightly regret becoming a database admin.". It might make for a silly gift for a database administrator co-worker.

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "That is THE WORST database query that I have ever seen!". This could make a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly investing themed shirt design features the message, "My portfolio won’t survive this much market volatility!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting a volatile stock market.

This silly greeting card design features a silhouette of a bicycle, with the message "A brand new bicycle is coming your way..." on the front. The inside features the message "You just need to go to the store and buy one for yourself! Happy Birthday!" This could be a funny card for someone likes biking and who is celebrating a birthday.

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message "Becoming a DBA was a total mistake.". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly design features the question, "Can you break the code?", above a set of numbers. There is no intended meaning to the numbers; they were originally selected randomly.

This silly investing themed design features a message like, "Daddy, I just lost all of your money investing in bad penny stocks!", where the name can be customized. This might make a silly gift for somebody who works in finance, or as an investor, or as a stock trader, and who has a new baby on the way.

This silly, smug, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Dear programmers, try to not break the database today!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "Please, whatever you do, don’t make the same mistake that I made! Don’t become a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the fun message, "I back-up the database so that we can fix it after the programmers break it yet again.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I didn’t hate databases until I became a database administrator!". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This mug design features the saying "I DON’T TOUCH YOUR MUG, SO DON’T YOU TOUCH MINE!", along with yellow and black stripes.

This silly design features the saying, "I grunt really loudly when I’m lifting". It also features a simple representation of a barbell.

This shirt design features the message, "PLEASE PARDON MY SLOW MOVEMENT! I HAVE SEVERELY INJURED MY GROIN!" on the front and the back.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I now associate databases with severe pain." in green, digital computing inspired text. A shirt like this might be a funny novelty gift for a co-worker who works as a database administrator, or who otherwise deals with computer databases.

This silly, smug database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "I spend most of my days fixing programmers’ mistakes. I’m a DBA.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly database administrator (DBA) shirt design features the silly message, "If I’m lucky today, maybe the programmers won’t break the database too badly!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Hello! I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer every single day!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve never seen programmers destroy a database like this one has been destroyed!". It could perhaps be given as a fun, joking gift to a database administrator from a team of computer programmers.

This silly weightlifting themed design features a simple representation of a barbell, along with the saying "My Goal: One Trillion reps". It might be a fun, silly, funny gift for an athlete, a personal trainer, or somebody who enjoys going to the gym and working out.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "My only regret in life is having become a database admin...". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Of course I regret becoming a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This fun, silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Oh my gosh... How did you ever manage to write such an awful database query?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly gold foil birthday card design features the message "So I heard that you want a brand new bicycle..." and a bicycle silhouette on the front, along with the message "I really hope that somebody else buys one for you! Happy Birthday!" on the inside. It might be a funny card to give to somebody who likes bicycling and who is celebrating a birthday.

This silly birthday card design features a silhouette of a bicycle on a faux wood look background, along with the message "So I heard that you want a new bike...". The inside features the message "I hope that somebody else has gotten you one! Happy Birthday!". This might be a silly birthday card to give to somebody who likes biking and who wants a new bike.

This silly birthday card design features the message "So I heard you want a NEW BIKE for your birthday..." on the front, along with a simple red silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features the joking message "I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!". This could be a fun birthday card for somebody who like bicycling.

This silly cycling-themed birthday card features the message "SO, YOU KNOW THAT NEW BICYCLE YOU WANTED..." on the front, along with a red silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features the joking message, "I really hope that someone else bought it for you. Happy Birthday!" This might be a fun birthday card to use when celebrating a cyclist's birthday.

This silly shirt design features the message "THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT THIS ISSUE IS THAT IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY ANGRY!", with emphasis on the "EXTREMELY ANGRY!" words.

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying, "The programmers have broken the database... Yet again!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "The worst decision that I’ve ever made? Becoming a database admin.". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the saying, "This disaster would not have happened if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly stuffed animal design features the message "We didn’t mean to DESTROY THE DATABASE! We are so sorry! ~ The Programmers". It could be a funny joke gift given by a team of computer programmers to a professional database admin (DBA).

This silly, smug, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "What a terrible database query! Did a programmer write it?!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN ABBOTSFORD?!". It refers to Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN AJAX?!". It refers to Ajax, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN COQUITLAM?!". It refers to Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN GRANBY?!". It refers to Granby, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN HALIFAX?!". It refers to Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN HAMILTON?!". It refers to Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN LETHBRIDGE?!". It refers to Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MEDICINE HAT?!". It refers to Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MONTREAL?!". It refers to Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MONTRÉAL?!". It refers to Montréal, Québec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN NIAGARA FALLS?!". It refers to Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN PORT COQUITLAM?!". It refers to Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN RED DEER?!". It refers to Red Deer, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAINT-JEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU?!". It refers to Saint-Jean-Sur-Richelieu, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAINT-JÉRÔME?!". It refers to Saint-Jérôme, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SARNIA?!". It refers to Sarnia, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAULT STE. MARIE?!". It refers to Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN ST. ALBERT?!". It refers to St. Albert, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN STRATHCONA COUNTY?!". It refers to Strathcona County, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SUDBURY?!". It refers to Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN THUNDER BAY?!". It refers to Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN TROIS-RIVIÈRES?!". It refers to Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada.

This silly shirt design features the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". It could be a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly joking bumper sticker design features the saying "WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO VANCOUVER?!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW GARLIC!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW ONIONS!".

This silly and smug design features three duties of a database administrator (DBA): "1) Setting up new databases.", "2) Maintaining existing databases.", and "3) Telling programmers that they’re wrong.".

This silly design features the message, "Bow down! I am the DBA", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly, fun and colorful birthday card features a representation of a bicycle silhouette and the message "SO YOU WANT A NEW BIKE ..." on the front. The inside features the message "I really hope that somebody else buys you a nice one! Happy Birthday!".

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "You programmers managed to destroy the entire database! There’s nothing I can do to fix it!". It could perhaps be worn by a database administrator (DBA).

This silly and smug design features the saying "As a DBA, I take great pleasure in telling programmers that they are wrong.". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly design features the saying, "It’s the duty of a DBA to tell the programmers they’re wrong.". "DBA" stands for "Database Administrator".

This silly design features the smug message, "As a DBA, my main task is telling the programmers that they’re wrong."

This elegant golf towel design features the silly message, "I thoroughly despise golf!" on a black background. It could be a fun gift for somebody who really does not like to play golf.

This silly shirt design features the message "GUACAMOLE brings me immense pleasure!".

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN EDMONTON?!". It refers to the city of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WINNIPEG?!". It refers to the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

This silly mug design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN WINNIPEG?!". It is referring to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

This silly shirt design features the fun message, "Just because I like to eat GUACAMOLE it doesn’t mean that I’m a HIPSTER!".

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will respect me. You will respect the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly design features the sayings "I am the DBA" and "You will worship me. You will worship the database.", along with a representation of a royal crown.

This silly stamp design features the saying, "I CONFIRM THIS TO BE TOTAL COCKAMAMIE".

This fun, joking, typographic shirt design features the silly message, "I SMELL LIKE RAW GARLIC BECAUSE I EAT RAW GARLIC!".

This fun, joking, typographic shirt design features the silly message, "I SMELL LIKE RAW ONIONS BECAUSE I EAT RAW ONIONS!".

This silly shirt design features the message, "I'm the DBA. My main job is cleaning up the messes left by programmers."

This silly/funny design features the saying, "I’m the DBA. You’re a programmer. Obviously I’m right.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "We can save ourselves a lot of time if you let me write the database queries. I am a DBA. You’re just a programmer.". "DBA" refers to the information technology role of "database administrator".

This silly party hat design features the saying, "Look at our fantastic dunce caps!".

This silly design features the smug saying, "The main skill of a DBA is telling programmers that they’re wrong.". "DBA" refers to the profession of "Database Administrator".

This silly finance-themed design features the saying, "All of this market volatility destroyed my trading strategy!", along with an erratic graph.

This silly Christmas card features a simple, artistic Christmas tree on the front, along with the message, "Wishing you a Merry Christmas ...". On the inside the message continues, "... so that you don’t think that I’m some kind of an anti-social monster."

This silly party hat design features the saying in "Obnoxious Dunce Cap Party!".

This silly party hat features a rather obnoxious color scheme.

This silly and smug design features the saying, "Of course your database query doesn’t work! You’re just a programmer, not a DBA!". "DBA" refers to the information technology profession of "database administrator".

This silly design features the saying, "Please show me compassion; I have injured my groin!".

This elegant golf towel design features the silly, joking message of "Golf is an exceedingly frustrating game!" on a black background. It could be a fun gift for somebody who likes to play golf, but who finds it very hard to play well.

This fun, joking, silly bicycle themed birthday card features the message "A brand new bike ... ... for your birthday!" and a white bicycle shaped silhouette on the front, and the message "I really hope that somebody else buys a nice one for you! Happy Birthday!" on the inside.

This fun, silly, customizable birthday card features the message "A brand new bike is in your future ..." on the front, along with a silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features a personalized message like "... if you go to the bike store and buy a new one for yourself! Happy Birthday, Katerina!".