Muncastor’s Select

This fun, silly shirt design features the question, "Daddy, why did you ever become a DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR?!". It might be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator and who has a new baby.

This silly, fun, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the smug message, "At least 75% of my work day is spent fixing stuff that the programmers broke!". It could make a silly gift for a professional database administrator (DBA).

This design features the message "This stock market crash has totally destroyed my portfolio!", along with a chart depicting a significant stock market price drop. This might be a silly gift to get somebody who works as a stock trader, an investor, an accountant, or as some other finance-related professional.

This design features the message "This stock market crash has totally destroyed my portfolio!", along with a chart depicting a significant stock market price drop. This might be a silly gift to get somebody who works as a stock trader, an investor, an accountant, or as some other finance-related professional.

This silly database admin themed design features the message "Of course I regret becoming a database administrator!". It might make a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, smug shirt design features the message, "You’d still have your data if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly finance themed shirt design features the message, "All of this recent market volatility destroyed my portfolio!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting stock market volatility.

This fun, silly, joking, DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today was a great day! The programmers destroyed only twelve databases!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator.

This silly, fun, typographic shirt design features the message, "Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten all of that RAW ONION!".

This silly, fun, joking DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "Today I only slightly regret becoming a database admin.". It might make for a silly gift for a database administrator co-worker.

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "That is THE WORST database query that I have ever seen!". This could make a fun gift for somebody who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly investing themed shirt design features the message, "My portfolio won’t survive this much market volatility!", along with a simple representation of a graph suggesting a volatile stock market.

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message "Becoming a DBA was a total mistake.". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This silly design features the question, "Can you break the code?", above a set of numbers. There is no intended meaning to the numbers; they were originally selected randomly.

This silly investing themed design features a message like, "Daddy, I just lost all of your money investing in bad penny stocks!", where the name can be customized. This might make a silly gift for somebody who works in finance, or as an investor, or as a stock trader, and who has a new baby on the way.

This silly, smug, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Dear programmers, try to not break the database today!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This design features the demand, "DO NOT TOUCH THIS MUG! IT IS NOT YOURS!". It also features black and yellow stripes.

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "Please, whatever you do, don’t make the same mistake that I made! Don’t become a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the fun message, "I back-up the database so that we can fix it after the programmers break it yet again.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I didn’t hate databases until I became a database administrator!". It might be a funny gift for a co-worker who works as a professional DBA.

This mug design features the saying "I DON’T TOUCH YOUR MUG, SO DON’T YOU TOUCH MINE!", along with yellow and black stripes.

This silly design features the saying, "I grunt really loudly when I’m lifting". It also features a simple representation of a barbell.

This shirt design features the message, "PLEASE PARDON MY SLOW MOVEMENT! I HAVE SEVERELY INJURED MY GROIN!" on the front and the back.

This silly design features the saying "I NEED TO PLAY SOME PINOCHLE!" with a ragged appearance, referring to the card game of pinochle.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I now associate databases with severe pain." in green, digital computing inspired text. A shirt like this might be a funny novelty gift for a co-worker who works as a database administrator, or who otherwise deals with computer databases.

This silly, smug database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "I spend most of my days fixing programmers’ mistakes. I’m a DBA.". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly database administrator (DBA) shirt design features the silly message, "If I’m lucky today, maybe the programmers won’t break the database too badly!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly database administrator-themed design features the smug saying, "I don’t understand. How can you say that I might be wrong?! I’m the DBA! I'm never wrong!"

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Hello! I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer every single day!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly, typographic database admin themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve NEVER SEEN a programmer totally destroy a database like you just did…". It could be a fun gift for a co-worker or friend who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the message, "I’ve never seen programmers destroy a database like this one has been destroyed!". It could perhaps be given as a fun, joking gift to a database administrator from a team of computer programmers.

This silly Christmas-themed wrapping paper design features the Christmas greeting "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" in various colors on a black background, in geeky / nerdy vintage computing style inspired text. Wrapping paper like this might be used when wrapping gifts being given to a computer programmer, a software developer, a database administrator, or somebody else who knows a lot about computers and technology.

This silly Christmas-themed design features the warm wish "MERRY CHRISTMAS" next to an unreasonably tall snowman.

This silly design features a simple representation of a barbell, along with the saying "My Goal: 1,000,000,000 reps".

This silly weightlifting themed design features a simple representation of a barbell, along with the saying "My Goal: One Trillion reps". It might be a fun, silly, funny gift for an athlete, a personal trainer, or somebody who enjoys going to the gym and working out.

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "My only regret in life is having become a database admin...". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, fun, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional DBA.

This silly, joking, database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Of course I regret becoming a database admin!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly DBA-themed shirt design features the smug message "Of course I’m important! I’m the DBA!". A shirt like this could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This fun, silly, smug database admin themed shirt design features the message, "Oh my gosh... How did you ever manage to write such an awful database query?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a DBA.

This silly pocket folder design features the message "PRIVATE DOCUMENTS", along with black and yellow stripes.

This silly gold foil birthday card design features the message "So I heard that you want a brand new bicycle..." and a bicycle silhouette on the front, along with the message "I really hope that somebody else buys one for you! Happy Birthday!" on the inside. It might be a funny card to give to somebody who likes bicycling and who is celebrating a birthday.

This silly birthday card design features a silhouette of a bicycle on a faux wood look background, along with the message "So I heard that you want a new bike...". The inside features the message "I hope that somebody else has gotten you one! Happy Birthday!". This might be a silly birthday card to give to somebody who likes biking and who wants a new bike.

This silly birthday card design features the message "So I heard you want a NEW BIKE for your birthday..." on the front, along with a simple red silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features the joking message "I hope that somebody else bought one for you! Happy Birthday!". This could be a fun birthday card for somebody who like bicycling.

This silly cycling-themed birthday card features the message "SO, YOU KNOW THAT NEW BICYCLE YOU WANTED..." on the front, along with a red silhouette representation of a bicycle. The inside features the joking message, "I really hope that someone else bought it for you. Happy Birthday!" This might be a fun birthday card to use when celebrating a cyclist's birthday.

This silly shirt design features the message "THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT THIS ISSUE IS THAT IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY ANGRY!", with emphasis on the "EXTREMELY ANGRY!" words.

This silly and smug shirt design features the saying, "The programmers have broken the database... Yet again!". It could be a funny gift for a professional database administrator (DBA) who likes to joke around with computer programmers.

This silly, joking, database administrator themed shirt design features the message, "The worst decision that I’ve ever made? Becoming a database admin.". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator.

This silly, smug shirt design features the saying, "This disaster would not have happened if you had listened to the DBA!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator. This could be a fun gift for a co-worker, an employee, a friend or a relative who works as a database administrator.

This silly investing themed design features a message like, "This is a very unpleasant trend!", along with a simple representation showing a stock price decline. This might be a silly gift for somebody who works as an investor, or as a stock trader, or in finance.

This silly, smug, joking database admin themed shirt design features the message, "What a terrible database query! Did a programmer write it?!". It could be a fun gift for somebody who works as a professional database administrator (DBA).

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN ABBOTSFORD?!". It refers to Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN AJAX?!". It refers to Ajax, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN COQUITLAM?!". It refers to Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN GRANBY?!". It refers to Granby, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN HALIFAX?!". It refers to Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN HAMILTON?!". It refers to Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN LETHBRIDGE?!". It refers to Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MEDICINE HAT?!". It refers to Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MONTREAL?!". It refers to Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN MONTRÉAL?!". It refers to Montréal, Québec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN NIAGARA FALLS?!". It refers to Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN PORT COQUITLAM?!". It refers to Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN RED DEER?!". It refers to Red Deer, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAINT-JEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU?!". It refers to Saint-Jean-Sur-Richelieu, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAINT-JÉRÔME?!". It refers to Saint-Jérôme, Quebec, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SARNIA?!". It refers to Sarnia, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SAULT STE. MARIE?!". It refers to Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN ST. ALBERT?!". It refers to St. Albert, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN STRATHCONA COUNTY?!". It refers to Strathcona County, Alberta, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN SUDBURY?!". It refers to Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN THUNDER BAY?!". It refers to Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada.

This silly bumper sticker design features the saying "WHAT AM I DOING IN TROIS-RIVIÈRES?!". It refers to Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada.

This silly shirt design features the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". It could be a fun gift for a friend or co-worker who works as a database administrator (DBA).

This silly design features a sad, unhappy, frowning pink and purple snail character asking the question, "Why did I ever become a DBA?!". "DBA" refers to the profession of database administrator.

This silly joking bumper sticker design features the saying "WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO VANCOUVER?!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW GARLIC!".

This fun, silly, joking shirt design features the message, "Why, yes, I do love to eat RAW ONIONS!".

This design features the saying "YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY MY PENSION! I don’t have one to take.".

This silly design features a green turtle character with unreasonably long legs, along with the saying "You gotta run fast to keep up with me!".

This silly shirt may appeal to those who study philosophy or theology, and are familiar with the challenging works of the famous German philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This bold birthday themed design features the greeting message “HAVE A GREAT 100th BIRTHDAY!”, with the stencil-style birthday number filled with an attention-grabbing black and yellow diagonal stripes pattern. It is inspired by the danger signs that might be seen at a factory, warehouse, or a construction site. This might be fun to use when celebrating the birthday of someone who is turning one hundred years old. [~13]

This silly, eye-catching, birthday-themed design features the message, “CAUTION! YOU’RE NOW 100 YEARS OLD” in stencil-style text in the middle, plus diagonal yellow-and-black hazard warning stripes along the top and bottom. This might be a fun way to send a birthday greeting message to somebody who is turning one-hundredth years old. [~8]

This silly, eye-catching, birthday-themed design features the message, “CAUTION! YOU’RE NOW 100 YEARS OLD” in stencil-style text in the middle, plus diagonal yellow-and-black hazard warning stripes along the top and bottom. This might be a fun way to send a birthday greeting message to somebody who is turning one-hundredth years old. [~8]

This silly, eye-catching, birthday-themed design features the message, “CAUTION! YOU’RE NOW 100 YEARS OLD” in stencil-style text in the middle, plus diagonal yellow-and-black hazard warning stripes along the top and bottom. This might be a fun way to send a birthday greeting message to somebody who is turning one-hundredth years old. [~8]